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Ipswich 1 Brentford 1. A good point for Bees but should have been three . Some good signs for next season


Being fortunate enough to photograph the game one gets fairly close to the action and able to see some of the little things that might get missed. Let me start with the highly supportive nature of Dean Smith to all his players after the game, and also the embrace between Toumani and himself.

A fairly wet night and a fairly boggy pitch certainly not of the Griffin Park standard. Ipswich is a very friendly club and when arriving to collect press pass one is greeted by a serious of smiling and mischievous souls in the ticket office, all wearing smart clean blazers and ties. In fact I cannot fault the Ipswich club at all. Nice people, who deserve a good and decent football team. Whether they deserve mick McCarthy as a manger is a separate question. The fans I spoke to were mixed in their views.  Inconsistency of the team was a common theme. As a negative though the entrance price of 35£ for adults is excessive, 25.50£ for concessions, and 24.50£ for under 20. There is no need to charge these prices.

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There are plenty of good match reports online so no need for me to repeat much. This game was not a classic but was fully competitive until the last kick of the game. Although both sides are truly mid-table and arguably satisfied with a point, even in the 4 added minutes both pressed for a winner.

The goal was a nice pass from Romain Sawyers and a neat finish from Yennaris.

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Nico Yennaris scores

Brentford played the better football. Ipswich did a lot of shirt pulling and pushing and a few dubious tackles and manoeuvres . Maybe someone in the FA or the Referees select committee can explain to me how this “rugby league” tackle ( illegal even there and seriously punishable in the NFL in USA) was not given as a foul. The role of assistants talking to the referees arises weekly. How this was not given as a foul against Vibe I am unsure.

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An interesting style of tackling from Ipswich 

Brentford looked well set up with Woods looking more solid and winning more than his share of the 50-50 balls. The full backs looking better with every game. Maxime Colin has improved enormously this season.

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Maxime Colin demonstrating an interesting style of tackling

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Justin Shaibu had 20 minutes and as against Rotherham caused all manner of problems to the Ipswich defence and was unlucky not to score. The days of Hoffmann are truly over and he needs to move on. 000077610000774400007746

So I take away a lot of positivity in this team and performance. The sort of game a while agao that Brentford would not have drawn. The worry remains over the number of goals conceded. This will improve.

Sergi Canos is such an exciting talent and could be a truly great player.

0000770200007703Rico Henry looks a class player and fast coming forward.

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Rico Henry

Do Brentford have the best football mascot? Clearly yes……


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The Beauty of Non-league football. A few photographs from a cold January afternoon


Live football is a great game and can be easily distinguished from the reality TV nonsense that so often represents the fare delivered from the Premiership. Skill levels may be greater in the Premiership but nothing beats seeing and smelling the action from close up.  Things that would seem an anathema to stewards in league football happen weekly in the non-league arena. To put it simply, the rules are sensible. Fans can stand and drink beer on the terraces, fans can often bring well behaved dogs on a lead, fans can purchase good quality food at reasonable prices .

This is football played ny normal people and watched by those who genuinely love the game. To anyone with a camera there are many photo opportunities to observe all manner of real life at football.

Although I often go to non-league football games to watch and photograph the actions and the players, there are also some great images to be had from the fans and officials alike. Here are a few shots taken from the Ryman South game 2nd January 2017 Chipstead v Carshalton Athletic.

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Ciabbata Bread Loaf Ready To Hang on the Wall from Panetteria Italiana Merton


Food sometimes comes in unpredicatable shapes and even an experienced baker was surprised his routine ciabbata came with a picture frame hook ready for hanging on the wall. The best baker in the UK is found at Panetteria Italiana in Merton 6 Merton Hall Rd, Merton, London SW19 3NT0000676200006765

The Moon is Really an Egg and not made from Cheese


This morning we proved that the moon is clearly not made from cheese but in fact is a nice white egg. Here are some photographs to prove this beyond any doubt.

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The Moon is an egg

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The Moon is an Egg

 

 

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The Moon is an egg

My Breakfast Is Finished Said The Cat. What else do you have for me?


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Stupid Photo 2014


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Boris and my I-phone. Bogus or Virus or Both


I now know why I like my I-phone. Apart from the obvious when travelling it keeps me company, tells me who is calling me and who to avoid, acts as my alarm clock, when the hands have fallen off my alarm clock proper, allows to do e-mail, allows me to do Facebook and Twitter, but most of all it amuses me. SIRI really does have a sense of humour that is vastly superior to any Heathrow airport employee, but it makes things up to amuse me when I am either bored or glum or both. Today I was having various Facebook discussions with members of family and friends over Boris. I am not a fan of his. I don’t like the way he looks, the way he behaves and I see nothing useful he has done for London. I will freely admit that my vote has gone to neither Boris nor Ken, and frankly I could have used Bingo to select my votes this time. So, to the point, when typing in Boris into my i-phone the first alternative it gave me was BOGUS and the second was VIRUS. Now that made me laugh. 

Borat and Kazakhstan National Anthem. Cue hysterical laughter all weekend


Once in a while a story emerges that has one looking at the date to see if it is April 1st. I read this story in the Sunday Times yesterday and the full story is on the link below. But the gist is that a Kazakstahn athlete had won a shooting tournament gold medal in Kuwait and instead of the real national anthemn they played the Borat version. Easy to get this wrong? I don’t think so. The first notes were followed by the stirring words ” Kazakstahns prostitutes the cleanest in the region”, followed by the boast of its swimming pool with ” a filtration system to marvel at. It removes 80% of solid human waste”

BBC News – Borat anthem stuns Kazakh gold medallist in Kuwait

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344

3 days ago – A Kazakh shooting gold medallist is stunned as the comedy national anthem from the film Borat is played for her victory in Kuwait instead of the real one. anthem, offensive to Kazakhstan

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